Its not my fault.

My wife blames me for the crazy behavior of this child, in response I have oft hinted that she was on something during the pregnancy.

This is what I walked into yesterday afternoon in our front room. I have no idea what he was doing, but he was doing some kung-fu stuff with his shirt in the Cornholio position and had decorated his torso with kid-toos.

Shrug. Welcome to my world.

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Psst. She’s right.